The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via confusionofedgarcactus)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via confusionofedgarcactus)

lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

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lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

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lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

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lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

DLKALKSJ SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT
lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

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lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

DLKALKSJ SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT
lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

DLKALKSJ SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT
lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

DLKALKSJ SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT

lunaingallifrey:

theannieplanet:

dont even think about proposing to me unless you do it with one of these

DLKALKSJ SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT

(via morositree)

flow-her-crown:

Sooooo cute
flow-her-crown:

Sooooo cute
“I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
— (via massiv3)

(via brunching)

“It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.”
— Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

(via brunching)